Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured? A: One is far more painful to your ears.
Q: What's the name of a good English horn player? A: I'll tell you when I meet one.
Q: How many English horn players does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but he gyrates so much, he'll fall off the ladder.
Q: Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn? A: Both give you a warm feeling but no one notices.
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