Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from the bassoon recital.
Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer.
Q: What is a burning oboe good for? A: Setting a bassoon on fire.
Q: Which burns better, an oboe or a bassoon? A: A bassoon; there's more wood!
Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Q: What are oboes good for? A: Kindling when burning basoons
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