Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.
Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists never "see the light" anyway do they ?
Q: How many hunters does it take to screw a lightbulb into a left-handed socket?
A: There is no such thing as a left-handed socket, but if they could screw right they would not be hunters.
Q: How many hunt sabs does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: Three. One to do it and two to clean the muddy footprints off the carpet and the chair he was standing on.
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. It turned itself in.
Q: How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
Q: How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
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