After many unhappy replies from our currentvending service we decided that what theyreally needed was a different form letterthat was more closely tied to their truefeeling:        BFD Vending ServiceThank you for your inquiry/comments/complaintsabout our vending service.___ We are aware that _____________ machinehas not been stocked in _____ days.  __ We are waiting for the weekend.  __ We are out of items that have expired.  __ We're busy, don't bother us about this.  __ We don't care.___ We are aware that the price for _______seems high at $_______ but,  __ we have to make a living.  __ we use an algorithm 3*retail+your_age.  __ we charge others more.  __ we adjust it to allow for spoilage.___ We are aware that  __ the sodas are warm  __ the milk is curdled  __ sandwiches are stale  __ gum is hard  __ candy bars are petrified     and assure you that that is     the way it is supposed to be, really.___ We understand that  __ the bill changer can't,  __ coin return won't,  __ product selection doesn't,     and believe that  __ you should relax, it all evens out.  __ learn to live with it.  __ bring in your own change next time.  __ be happy it gave you anything.  __ quit eating so much junk food.Thank you and Happy Eating.