Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A: Blow in her ear.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
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