Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road? A: To take over the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach? A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
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